Shield the eyes of your inner child, take a deep breath and wave goodbye to whatever shred of innocence you once possessed - there's a Lion King porno out now and it's deeply disturbing.
That's correct. The internet is worse than you thought.
This new saucy spin on the beloved children's classic has been released on Pornhub and is entitled The Loin King.
Get it?
GET IT?
LOIN.
In the trailer, which I watched so you don't have to, audiences are treated to tunes like 'The Circle Jerk Of Life' by Elton Dong.
Other highlights include appearances from the sexually frustrated duo of 'Tibone and Poonbaa', neither of whom I'll ever be able to look in the eyes again, which is a real shame.
As for which word they replaced 'love' with in the heartwarming tune 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight?' That's for me to know, for you to find out, and then for us all to regret.
But don't let me spoil it all with my clumsy descriptions, though: have a read of the film's official blurb while I go and breathe into a paper bag for a bit.
"Sinba and Na-Na are ready to mate, but his evil uncle Screw sends his daddy to his death via a Wildebreast stampede.
"Now with the help of his two friends, Tibone and Poonbaa, will Sinba get back to feeling the love tonight? Find out in The Loin King."
Everyone feeling sufficiently sick? Great, me too.
In the words of Scar, we're surrounded by idiots. Godspeed everyone.
Newshub.
