"Carrying the water bottle offers an anchoring sense of comfort and stability."
"This could've stayed in John's phone."
In the Chinese zodiac, 2024 is the year of the dragon. To the internet, it is the year of the rat.
"There's actually a big hole in the middle of my cushion."
"We aren't setting a time limit such as five or 10 minutes."
"It felt like 84 years when you've locked eyes with a fellow shopper."
It depends which generation you ask.
"The portraits are getting weirder and weirder."
If you've been busted for sleeping on the job, this one could be for you.
"Obviously I am me, it's so dumb."
'The Portals' video link has been temporarily shut down amid reports of lewd behaviour.
You may notice this generational divide during your next gym visit.
The issue turned out to be nothing a lick of paint can't fix.
Whoever is on their comms team needs a pay rise.
Would you still marry him after discovering this?
"What we're trying to do is bring a bit of fun to it."
"My mind is still blown."
"There have been listings that have made us laugh, cry and on occasion, cringe."
"Nothing better than a good poo story."
The boss has been accused of being "absolutely incapable" following the leaked exchange.
