Fish and chips for dinner? Delicious. Porridge for breakfast? Delightful.
Together? Not so much, perhaps.
A TikTok video of a New Zealander whipping up a mix of the two Kiwi faves has drawn the ire of the internet.
Posted into the Reddit forum 'Make me Suffer', the Kiwi woman in the video brings leftover fish and chips and milk to boil on the stove.
"Wait for it to come up to a boil, then it will become thick and voila!" she narrates the clip.
The end result is a 'fish and chips porridge' that for some is too vile to be believed.
"Make it stop," the original poster captioned the video.
Luckily for us, all the comments on the video assumed the woman performing the abhorrent act was British and blamed the UK for the dish.
"God the British really are clueless with food aren't they," one person commented.
"So British that she's trying to combine fish and chips and porridge into a single dish," wrote another.
The post was subsequently shared into the New Zealand sub-Reddit, where Kiwis asked if it was "possible to revoke a citizenship by majority rules?"
"Charged with treason for desecrating a national symbol," another wrote.
"It's OK peeps, they all think she's British on the other thread! Crisis averted," someone else reassured everyone.
