"I've got a text!"
Here's a bombshell for you: Love Island UK is coming to the big screen for one night only in Auckland next week and yes, I'm proper buzzing, lad.
City hotspot The Brit has done the hard graft to host fans of the juggernaut series for one exclusive night on Tuesday, August 2. All the drama and salty scandals will play out on a projector and seven large screens with state-of-the-art surround sound for a night of bombshells, bubbles and banter - just don't be a mug.
Meanwhile, guests can drink and dine like they're poolside in Palma with signature cocktails, tasty snacks and prosecco specials on offer, such as fried calamari with a Brit Spritz or an 'Italian Job' pizza (just sans the pineapple - if you know, you know) with a Chapoutier rosé. There's sure to be something that's your type on paper.
The highly anticipated finale of the eighth season will air on Monday, August 1 in the UK and will be available to watch in New Zealand on Neon from midday on Wednesday.
Before rounding up the crew, it's worth noting that space is limited and bookings are essential - so secure your spot before cracking on.
Also, it's got to be said: if you say you don't even slightly enjoy Love Island, you are a liar and an actress.
