Businesses, universities, and MPs joined in the fun of April Fools' Day with a range of hoaxes and pranks.
New Zealanders woke up to learn moa were back from extinction, and some dubious products were unveiled.
Dunedin's Forbury Park Raceway is due to close later this year, and some want it converted into housing.
On Thursday morning, Otago Daily Times (ODT) revealed plans for a luxury cul-de-sac complete with boat berths and bridges.
"Oh my daughter fell for it, it's hilarious," Dunedin City Councillor Sophie Barker said.
"She thought that the ODT joke was for real, and the $8 billion transportation thing for Auckland wasn't."
The story is one of several April Fools' hoaxes catching people out.
The revelation bush moa were making a return to the Miramar Peninsula was one many wished was true.
Crusaders coach Scott Robertson re-signed for the next 44 years and Auckland Police rolled out a new form of transport.
"Our officers will be patrolling the streets on skateboards. See you out there!"
Some bizarre new foods were unveiled.
Subway had coriander cookies, McDonald's - a Quarter Pounder with pineapple.
There was Marmite-flavoured Allsorts and a Frozen Pickle drink from Burger King.
Foodstore chain Night 'n Day launched a new wedding catering business aimed at the budget-conscious - offering all the fried classics, along with doughnuts and shakes.
"Everyone has loved it," Night 'n Day marketing coordinator Monica Micek said.
"People really want it to happen. So who knows? If I get the go-ahead I might be able to start a new business venture on the side of Night 'n Day."
Otago University revealed plans to reduce broken glass in Castle Street by installing a bouncy rubber surface made from recycled tyres.
And student magazine Critic managed to fool some Hyde Street residents, claiming this year's street party would be alcohol-free with music no louder than a lawnmower.
