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If you've ever found yourself wondering, this one's for you.
The Auckland mayor has a below-average score, but another city's has a 5/5.
After Mark Story complained about being asked to leave, the owner banned him from all of her cafes and restaurants.
"Like, what's wrong with these boys?"
"What I won't accept is any of my children being forced to apologise for something that they had absolutely nothing to do with."
Sales and marketing manager of Fujifilm NZ Peter Bonisch says it's "getting the best of both worlds".
"As a father, I find it absolutely outrageous, disgraceful, offensive."
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