An alien spaceship hidden inside a large meteor shower is about to land on Earth, preparing for a six-year war against Earth that humanity will "barely" win… at least that's what a viral TikTok account claims.
More than 600,000 people on the social media site are following the wild and fascinating predictions of Aery Yormany, who claims to be a 25-year-old time "warper" from the planet Kepler 186f, who's come back from the year 2714 to try and stop various disasters.
"I am here to help humanity, there is a lot you need to know," his account reads.
In a series of short videos from June until now, Yormany tries to prove beyond all doubt we really are living in the worst - and perhaps most surreal - timeline.
In their version of events, our world really did end in 2012, as the Mayans supposedly predicted. But luckily, half of us were transported into a parallel universe where we replaced the doppelgangers' consciousnesses.
But it's 2021 where the story really gets weird, Yormany making a number of eye-opening predictions they hope will prove they're telling the truth.
After this month's meteor shower which will mask the first arrival of an enemy alien fleet, in October nine humans will get special powers "from "the energy waves of the sun", including the ability to talk to animals. One will be killed by the public in a horrible misunderstanding, while the others - with names like 'Jack', 'Luke' and 'Emma' will fight for supremacy.
Before the year is out, NASA will apparently discover a 'mirror' Earth where everything - including gravity - is backwards; a group of teenagers will find a T rex egg that gives them access to an interdimensional portal; a plane will go into a wormhole, returning eight years later with all the passengers now able to "sense" the future; and the strongest hurricane ever recorded - "category 6" - will hit the US state of South Carolina.
In 2022, things will get even weirder. Yormany says a truly enormous creature known as the 'Cerine Croin' will be found in the Bermuda Triangle; a race of fish-humans will be found living in the sunken remains of Atlantis; dragons will be found living in "the mountains"; in July, supervolcano Yellowstone will start a two-and-a-half-year eruption, covering most of the US in ash; a new virus "more contagious" than COVID will emerge; scientists will discover phantoms are real; and the first chimp-humans will be born.
In 2023, the aliens - known as the Nozics - will have infiltrated the US government; a worm/snake like "beast" will escape from a Russian facility; and Grand Theft Auto VI will come out. The following year California will sink into the ocean after a magnitude 9.9 quake, then in 2025 a six-year war against the Nozics begins.
Humanity will eventually scrape to victory, but in the meantime will start to colonise Mars, discover megalodons at the bottom of the ocean and Elon Musk will create a "nuclear-powered rocket" that can go 240km a second.
Joe Biden won't finish his four-year term, Yormany claimed, being replaced by Kamala Harris who will "ruin" the US military, causing the superpower to lose a war against an unnamed opponent.
Oh, and humanity will start travelling from universe to universe, which we somehow figure out more than a decade before mastering hydrogen-powered cars.
Skipping forward a few decades, robots with emotions will be invented in 2070 and humanity will finally master the warp drive in 2185, allowing travel between the stars, which seems somewhat pointless considering we already can already take interdimensional holidays.
In amongst his predictions, Yormany also offers up tidbits of esoteric knowledge from the future, including "the reason dogs lick and bite you are because they know there are bones inside of you" and "if you stub your toe it could shorten your life by a few hours". And Area 51, of course, has aliens.
Newshub understands none of this is real. Other time travellers from the future could not be reached for comment, because they likely don't exist.
